
My driving record has been pretty good thus far, given the numbers of miles I drive and the types of roads I'm on. However, it is not without its blemishes, the first (and most memorable) being back in the early 1970s when an Alfa Romeo GTV 2000 became the first car I ever wrecked. And I wasn't even driving the damn thing at the time....
I was in the latter stages of suffering the slings and arrows inherent in being a high school student and had found part time work in a San Luis Obispo, CA hi-fi shop called Stereo West. This was owned by Cliff Branch and Tom Spalding, two guys who were both very much into cars. While my primary job was to dust and vacuum the stereo equipment and keep the shop looking vaguely neat and clean, I also got to wax their cars. Over the couple of years I worked there, I got to work on cars such as a Jaguar XKE, Porsche 911, Fiat 124, De Tomaso Pantera, Maserati Bora, and even the only street legal Porsche Carrera RSR in the country at that time. Thus it was that I was sent over up over Cuesta Grade to Tom's house in Santa Margarita to wash and wax his Alfa in preparation for sale to the manager of the Cigar Factory, a downtown SLO restaurant.
Tom lived in a place known as the Trout Farm, and appropriate name, given the fact that it was a real trout farm. There were concrete fish pools around the property and the whole place was built into a bucolic setting with sloping hills with lots of live oak trees scattered around the property. I began working on the Alfa, when it somehow slipped out of gear and gravity did its thing. The car began rolling and I tried to stop it (or at least slow it down) but to no avail. It gathered momentum and within a few seconds had rolled about 50 feet down the hill and into a steep creekbed where (fortunately) it came to a rest on a large oak tree about halfway down the hill. I recovered my wits enough to run up to the main house where I called Tom to give him the bad news. He was remarkably cool about the situation. He called a tow truck and headed out to see just how bad the damage was. It turned out that it wasn't catastopic, b the car definitely received a good dose of body work, with the result being that it was still sold to the guy who had already planned to purchase it, and I stopped doing house calls for car waxing.
Tom and Cliff wound up doing okay, eventually building Stereo West into a mail order stereo company called Warehouse Sound Company, and that split off into California Cooperage, the company that brought the hot tub experience to most of the USA. It was all sold off to various entities, with Cliff heading off to a career as a real estate mogul and political firebrand, and Tom driving in the Can-Am series for awhile before pursuing entrepreneurial interests in the computer world.
The Alfa pictured above looks to be a fun car to drive on the weekends. The GTV 2000s (and their predecessors) haven't reached the sort of resale value that would justify a full-on restoration (which is not to say that people don't do it anyway) so from a distance, this car looks pretty sharp. Then again, it oughta, given that it was designed by Giorgetto Giugiaro for Bertone. I really wish that I'd actually had the opportunity to drive one.